Which is why I’m sharing this. This, ladies and gentleman, is what I call ghettofashion.
In my defense, I don’t usually wear my pants like this. So let me explain.
While second grade should be a time of happiness and sunshine, for us this school year will forever be known as The Year From Hell. Because the school bus picks M up from her daycare at 6:30. Yes. Picks her up at 6:30. Which means we have to leave the house at 6:15.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to get two kids up and ready and out the door by 6:15?
Well I do. And there isn’t anything happy or sunshiney about it.
Our mornings are down to an exact science and we have zero minutes to spare. So when I put on my pants this morning and they were too big I didn’t have time to find anything else to wear. Literally, I was being yelled out to come down stairs, that we were already running late.
So as quickly as I could I tried to find a belt. Only one would fit through the belt loops and it was bright pink. Let’s not even talk about the fact that I’m 36 and have no business even owning a bright pink belt…this belt would have been okay except my shirt is a little sheer and you could see it. It looked all kinds of ridiculous. So I ripped it off, grabbed two pins and literally ran downstairs.
And as awkward as it is to be pinned into my pants, this has actually turned out to be okay. For one, I’m all kinds of pumped that my pants were too big. Like hello, who doesn’t want that to happen? And secondly, my shirt is long enough to cover the pins so it looks completely normal. You would never even know…if I hadn’t told you.
So now you know…I’m a ghettofashionista. I would hang my head in shame but I'm too busy trying to keep these pants up.
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