OMG

I am mortified. MORTIFIED.

I made a quick run to WalMart and decided to go to the restroom on my way out.  As I’m walking out of the store I hear a woman calling “Ma’am, ma’am.” But I kept walking because who would have thought she was talking to me?  Then I hear her say it again – frantically.  I turn around. She was talking to me. 

Apparently my really light, kinda gauzy, multiple layer skirt was caught. In my underwear.

And the thing is, I’m not wearing “full coverage” panties. So my bare ass was showing! MY WHOLE ENTIRE BARE ASS! THROUGH WALMART!

I have no idea how it happened. But I wanted to melt right there. I don’t know how many people saw me but I am certain that I cannot go back to that particular WalMart ever, ever again.