Emergency trip to Walmart this morning because as I was getting out of the car I looked down and realized my dress way too sheer for me to wear without a slip. Not see through but it was pretty thin. And once I noticed I just felt naked and exposed. So I run in, grab a slip and immediately run to the restroom to put it on. Well, not immediately. I did pay for it first. I’ve got an amazingly long list of character flaws but thievery is not one of them.
It wasn’t until I was walking to my car that I realized it was too big. Just big enough to keep sliding down. I probably should have turned right around and switched it out but I already had it on and the tags were off and I didn’t want to be late. So I did the only practical thing – rolled that sucker up and kept on going.
So now, no one can see through my dress but there is noticeably odd lumping around my waist. It looks like I tried to stuff my bra but the tissue has fallen and gathered on my stomach. This is way attractive, because nothing says sexy like some nice stomach lumps, right?
No worries though, I’ll just have to take advantage of my lunch date and eat enough to fill this baby out. Of course, after that I may have lumps of a different kind…
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