Care To Stare?

At the airport, returning from a conference. I've got a long lay-over so I've been people watching for the past 45 minutes. Then I noticed a guy watching me. I briefly considered busting out a little jig for him- the least I could do was offer him a little entertainment-but then I decided it probably wasn't nice to expose all the other travelers to my dance moves.  Some people can't stomach things like that.  Apparently I'm pretty entertaining because it's morphed from people watching to staring. Like I even caught his eye a few times and he didn't look away.Of course, either did I...so we may just be having a case of adult staring contest.  Poor guy, he doesn't know I was Stare Champ of '98, '99, '00, and '02. There was a tragic eyelash incident in '01 that I prefer not to discuss. Better go-it's my turn to look up! Wish me luck because I REALLY hate to lose!