That statement totally makes it sound like I really work out. Which I don't. Really what I should say is I finally made it back to that place where I shuffle around on a treadmill watching other people really working out.
And this is kinda mean but today the chick next to me whipped around on her treadmill and made a big production of running backwards. The two other ladies jumped off their treadmill to come over and watch. It was really kinda impressive but since I'm catty and jealous I was concentrating on my own work out, I pretended I didn't notice.
Then she shot across the room.
Not all the way across, because some equipment slowed her down, but far enough that I could tell she needed some practice on her flying technique. I know that happens when you show off like an idiot it was embarrassing so I didn't practice discretion as she picked herself up.
But I don't feel too bad because I'm pretty sure I caught her sneaking a peak at my stomach jiggling, so it all kinda evens out...
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