TBT: List Bliss

For all those in the blog world that were wondering - I haven't forgotten you. I promise. I am fully committed to being an unreliable, inconsistent and dull blogger.  Hey, it's what I do.

Here's a picture to celebrate the fact that I have a three-day weekend:

This is my "Just Jack" face, inspired by the tv show Will & Grace.  If you've never seen Will & Grace then I feel sorry for you.  If you've seen Will & Grace and didn't like it then I'm not sure we can remain friends.

And since it's Thursday but we're pretending it's Friday, I'm going to TBT to my Friday list. Clever, huh?

So here's a short little list of observations made while taking this picture:

1. I'm a dork. Not a new observation but a resounding one.

2. I kinda like being a dork. It allows me the luxury of doing really silly (see photo above) things without a lot of judgement. I just whip out the Certified Dork membership card and get an understanding nod and a free pass.

3. I'm really hating my teeth. Awful, isn't it? I really hated them when I first got the braces off, then kinda got used to the overbite but I've determined I officially hate them for sure.

4. Of course you're going to say the overbite isn't that bad. You're my friend and required to lie in order to make me feel better.  If you only see photos then you have to understand it's called selective posting.

5. I have major cleavage. I took about 5 pictures and my boobs were hanging out in every picture except the one I shared. Again, selective posting.

6. I kinda love the cleavage. They're on loan from the fat factory. The only positive of gaining weight. Can I lose weight and keep the boobs please, please, please? They're just what I always wanted. My own big boobs. I will name them Georgia and I will hug them and pet them and squeeze them...

That's all I got folks.

Enjoy the holiday weekend, I know I will. Gonna be laying out poolside, soaking up the sun with a cold adult beverge. Thank you America!