Big Mistakes

And bad mistakes, I've made a few...

And one of my mistakes was not worrying about the waxing pain.

Oh my Lord, that hurt like a son of a gun!

That's what I get for underestimating. I mean, ya, I knew it would hurt but I wasn't worried. Nope, big bad Amber wasn't worried at all. I was so unworried that when she told me it would be quick I replied "I'm okay with the pain, I just have to get over the awkwardness of laying here naked."

Until she ripped that first piece of wax off and I nearly jumped off the table it hurt so bad.

Remember this scene in 40 Year Old Virgin? 

It was exactly like that. 

Except I didn't scream. Instead I had this guttural grunt/moan that I tried to muffle.

And it just got worse. Because then I knew what kind of pain was coming. 

At one point she had to kinda pry my legs apart. Not that I was even conscience of closing them. It was pure instinct. The bodies instinct to protect itself is powerful.

She would put the wax on. I would breathe. She would pull. I would jump/moan/grunt/gasp. Then we would both laugh.

I mean, it was really hard not too. It was a ridiculous scene.

Okay with the pain, my butt... It took everything I had not to cry.

So yeah, waxing hurts like hell.

But don't get me wrong - I'm totally going back.

I have to - I bought a three pack.