It's Alive

Out of the depths of laziness, I rise!

I spent the last days of 2012 being as lazy as possible. Well, as lazy as you can be when you've been bestowed the title of Domestic Goddess. A title like that comes with a lot of responsibility - clothes to fold, meals to cook...not to mention the little people I rule.  They can be outright vicious.  I mean, here I was on staycation and the little monsters continued to demand to be feed, watered, wiped and even occasionally bathed. It's a consuming and daunting job...but the crown is SO worth it!

I immediately set my new year in motion with a speeding ticket. BOOOO! Not necessarily for getting the ticket - that I deserved  - but for starting my new year with a hefty and unplanned expense.  I was speeding. I didn't realize I was speeding so when I first saw the lights I had a tiny sliver of hope that they were going out on a call and I could scoot over and they would blow right past me...but no.

I don't debate that I was speeding - I was jammin out and lost in thought and was on a highway that doubles as Oklahoma's own Indianapolis Motor Speedway so I'm sure I probably was. Plus, there have been multiple times that I have been late and intentionally sped...so it all kinda evens out. But it still sucks to waste that money. 

And the real stinker of the whole deal was that I was on my way to a meeting only to arrive and be informed that I was stood up. I can't say it was the first time I've been stood up but it was certainly the most expensive.

So here's to a new year filled with love, laughter, and cruise control!