Diary Of A Mad Woman

Today marks the 7th day that I've gone without a Dr. Pepper.

It's going about as well as you would expect.

Day 1:
5:34 a.m. (in the shower) It's going to be a great day! I can do this. I can totally do this. Today is the day. I'm doing it. 

6:16 a.m. (drying hair) I totally got this. I can do this. I can. Day one of no Dr. Pepper!

6:48 a.m. (driving to work) Can I do this? What if I can't do this? No, I can do this!

7:02 a.m. (at the office) I'm not going to get my morning Dr. Pepper. I'm not. I'm just going to drink this water. This delicious water. So good. 

7:27 a.m. I feel healthier already. Does my skin look better? I think it does. I think I'm kinda glowing.

8:05 a.m. Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee.

9:00 a.m. 9 already? Okay, that's good. I made it to 9. See, I can totally do this!

9:27 a.m. Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee.

10:03 a.m.  I'm not getting a Dr. Pepper. I'm not.

10:42 a.m. Look at you being all healthy! You're a water girl!  Like one of those types that eats organic and wears yoga pants.

11:01 a.m. Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee.

11:28 p.m.  Lots of water - go me! 

12:06 p.m. Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee.

12:31 p.m. Dang, I really want a Dr. Pepper.

12:32 p.m. I'm not a water girl. I don't even look good in yoga pants. 

12:33 p.m. If I didn't suck down 2 liters of soda a day, I might be able to pull off yoga pants. 

12:48 p.m. This water is great. Really, it is.

1:04 p.m. Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee.

1:39 p.m. Another bottle of water. Yay.

2:08 p.m. I will NOT go get a Dr. Pepper. I will NOT go get a Dr. Pepper. I will NOT go get a Dr. 
Pepper. 

2:10 p.m. Do icees count? Could I do an icee? That's really not a Dr. Pepper, right? I mean, that's different...

2:11 p.m. Do not have an icee. I repeat, do not have an icee.

2:27 p.m. Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee.

2:45 p.m. Think of your skin - it's good for your skin!

3:00 p.m. I just want a freaking Dr. Pepper!

3:12 p.m. Yay. More water.

3:35 p.m. Gotta pee. Again.

3:52 p.m. It's  flavorless. It's like drinking nothing. No taste. Like drinking cold air.

3:53 p.m. I don't even like water.

4:18 p.m. Think of your skin. Pretty skin, remember?

4:20 p.m. Or I could just have bad skin and actually enjoy my life. Bad skin isn't the worst thing in world, is it?

4:24 p.m. The bathroom. Again. 

4:30 p.m. I'm going to walk out of here without going to the cafeteria. I will walk straight to my car without stopping.

4:37 p.m. (Driving home) I'm not going to stop at that store. I'm not going to stop at that store. I'm not going to stop...even though they have the best crushed ice.

4:42 p.m. Water is good for you. It is. My body is happy. This is good.

5:03 p.m. Oh my god, I have GOT pee. 

5:35 p.m. I'm going to have water with dinner. Just water. And that's it. 

5:49 p.m. Yum. Water. Delicious.

6:23 p.m. Why yes, I am drinking this wonderful glass of water as I watch you slurp down that soda. No, no problem. No problem at all. 

6:24 p.m. Is that the good ice?

7:18 p.m. Trip number 2,894 to the bathroom. I'll probably have to start buying more toilet paper.

7:47 p.m. Pretty skin, pretty skin, pretty skin.

8:51 p.m. You can totally eat popcorn without a soda. You don't need a Dr. Pepper.

8:52 p.m. Popcorn and water sucks.

9:09 p.m. I'm in the bathroom! Yes, again!  I know I just went!

10:17 p.m. Water, water, water.

11:40 p.m. Can you have too much water? Is that a thing? 

11:48 p.m. I would kill for a Dr. Pepper right now.

12:01 a.m. I made it! I made it an entire day! That was so easy! I can do this, I can totally do this!