Is She Talkin About Her Vajayjay Again?

**In case the title didn't give it away, this is a post about my lady parts.  If that makes you uncomfortable or nauseous then you might want to consider moving on.**

So remember that time I found out that I have an ugly vagina?

Well, I kinda haven't been able to let it go.

I know it doesn't matter.  Shouldn't matter...but it really kinda does.

Husband was adamant that surgery was a stupid, ridiculous idea. So I dismissed it as a stupid and ridiculous idea too.

But honestly, it still bothered me.

Not bothered me like social injustice, sexism, and muffin top does. But enough that I haven't let it go.

I decided that it doesn't matter what anyone thinks, if I want to do it then I should do it.

So I informed the husband that I was going to do it.

He still thought it was dumb.

And I don't need his permission but I do want him to be on board. So I decided to convince him.

*driving down the highway*

"Okay, so look at this." *turns phone*

"What? I'm driving, I can't look. *quickly glances over* What are you doing?"

"I'm showing you some before and after pictures!"

"Before and after pictures of what?"

"Of vaginas! So you can see."

"Put that away. People can see!"

*ignoring him*  "Okay, so look! *pushes phone in face* So this. *swipes to after picture* And then this. *pause* Better, huh?"

"That doesn't look like yours."

"But it looks better, right?"

"Yours looks nothing like that."

*furiously searches phone* "Okay. Here! This looks like mine. *holding up phone* Doesn't it?" (it really did look just like mine. Like my vagina twin.)

*side glances at phone and then smiles*  

"Okay, then look at this!" *swipes to after picture and triumphantly puts phone in face*

*disgusted face* "Yuck!"

"What do you mean yuck? *shocked* What's wrong with that?!? It's pretty!"

*shrugs*  "It just looks...wrong."

*staring in disbelief* "What? Wrong?!? How does that look wrong?" *looking at picture again*

"I don't know. It just doesn't...look like you."

Oh my God, I have ruined this man. He's gone so long without seeing another one, he's completely forgotten what a vagina should look like.

I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.