MIA

Heeeeelllllloooooo?

Anybody out there?

If you can hear me, I just want you to know I haven’t forgotten about you! I’ve been a horrible blogger lately.  I know, I know – the total of two people who ever read this thing are so severely disappointed. And in case you’ve never met me – that’s dripping in sarcasm.

But I’ve been super busy. This gives me a lot to blog about, but not enough time to actually blog. Such a cruel paradox…

I will get you caught up, I promise.

For now I will leave you with something humorous.

I DO have a neck - I was just suffering from awkward fitting lifevest syndrome.

Okay, the picture itself isn’t actually funny.  Unless you find me and a girlfriend on a tube hilarious – and in that case I would suggest you reevaluate your sense of humor.

The funny part of this picture is what happened after it was taken.  I was messing around and decided to spice up the tube riding by putting up my hands and not taking them down, no matter what…which lasted for mayyybbee 5 minutes.  Because the instant my husband figured out what I was doing he ramped it up and hit every wave possible.

So immediately after that picture was snapped we hit a bump, my feet went up over my head, I went airborne and flew out of the tube backwards.  I’ve been dumped out of a tube before, but never with the aerobics that occurred that day. It would have made the USA gymnastics team proud…