I am starving. This slimfast stuff sucks. It’s not that the shakes taste bad but if you’re a chronic snacker, like me, then it’s pretty miserable. I need food – something that I can bite into, something to chew. Drinking lunch just doesn’t do it for me. But I’m going to keep drinking them, don’t you worry about that. I’ve got a stupid pair of skinny jeans that I’m trying to stuff my fat butt into and I’m too stubborn to just find something else to wear. Because that would be the option that actually makes sense.
Skinny jeans or not, I really need this slimfast after the way that I ate yesterday. I gorged all day long. Shocking, I know. We spent all day in the pool but I still managed to consume the equivalent of my body weight in chips and other assorted junk. I always seem to eat a lot when we have anyone over to swim. Kinda ironic since that usually means I spend all day in a swimsuit, which you would think be a motivator to avoid the junk. But what kind of host would I be if I didn’t get the festivities started? Someone has to break into the queso, right?
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