The Bare Truth

So I ran out of the office, late for an appointment. Big surprise – I’m always late. Actually, that’s not true.  In my professional life I am usually early, always on time. In my personal life, you can count on me to show up just a teeny tiny bit late…Anyway, so I bust my behind getting there, with 4 minutes to spare, and then I had to sit and wait. That’s annoying. So I decide to post a quick little blog but it wouldn’t post. So I retyped the whole thing and sent it again. It still wouldn’t post. Ugh, that’s annoying too.

I’m getting kicked out of my office tomorrow. Just found out this morning. Unexpected and I’m not ready because originally I had until next Friday. Soooo, the rest of the afternoon will be spent packing. It’s been interesting working in the construction zone. They have plastic draped around me so I’m working in a little bubble. So when anyone comes to see me they have to pull back the curtain - I’m the prize behind door number one. 

It was the funniest thing because they were bringing in some sheetrock and three of the construction guys were standing there but the guy carrying it in was just this little tiny guy. Not to be mean, but it was comical to watch him struggle with this thing, which is awkward and heavy, while these other, much bigger and stronger, guys just watched. I mean, I wanted to try to help him myself; he was having that much trouble. I’m assuming he’s the new guy…But it’s been fun listening to them talk. I think they forget that I am here…much more entertaining than standard office dialogue.

One of the guys is apparently a big fan of going commando –which, great if that’s your thing more power to you – except his pants are too big. So when he bends over most of his rear is exposed. It is not a pretty site and he keeps trying to help me move things. This means he keeps bending over in front of me to pick up boxes. I’m like no, really, I got it. Yeah, promise, I can get this one…yet, he keeps trying to help me.  And expose me to things that no one should be exposed to. Really, my retinas are burning…

And he’s a chatty one so he tries to talk to me, which is just awkward because dude, I just saw your bare ass…