I Meant To Wear Them This Way

Did you know that if you change clothes in front of a 4 year old that at some point they begin to notice and ask questions? They might even laugh and tell you that your panties are on backwards. And then tell Daddy that your "bobo" is hanging out because you are silly and forgot how to put on your panties. And if you are smart, like me, you will realize that your responses to that are really limited. Because 4 year olds talk. A lot. And they tell everyone everything. But they save the most embarrassing stories for strangers. Or people at church.


So, rather then explain that Mommy's panties are a little "different" and risk hearing "Hey, did you know my Mommy has on grown up panties that aren't suppose to cover her bobo?"  You should just laugh and say yes, you are silly and why yes, they are on backwards. And then pray that she forgets about your panties by next Sunday...