I bought a pair of skinny jeans. I'm not sure about them. They are TIGHT. Really, really tight. Probably the tightest jeans I have ever owned...and I just don't know. The tags are still on, just in case I decide I can't do it. I put them on and think I'm okay but then I turn to the side and I'm like, ewww I don't know. Benny told me they looked like something a prostitute would wear and since I gave up the street job and stopped hooking a few weeks ago, that doesn't help me.
I'm pretty sure they are called skinny jeans not because they narrow at the bottom but because you should be skinny to wear them. Skinny I am not. Do they make jeans for girls that are shaped like a square? Those are the jeans that I should be looking for...In the meantime, I'm going to see if I can convince myself not to care about the bulges and bumps. For the sake of fashion I will pretend that I don't look like a stuffed sausage. That and I'm going to get some slim fast because losing a few pounds might help too...
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I love your posts! You always make me smile! I'm sure you look wonderful in your skinny jeans! :) I won't even attempt them....I have an APPLE bottom and will not try that! Ha! I'm off to find the perfect outfit! We shall see how this goes!
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